FIRED UP BIRTHDAY

Salustiano, diner

Middletown, connecticut

What do fire, fish tacos, and vomit all have in common? Salustiano wanted to have a calm dinner, when a gaggle of drunk gals wandered into this Brooklyn eatery. They ordered a drink with fire, which logically caught onto the drunkest birthday sash. Dramatically, she catapults the cinnamon covered fire glass across the restaurant, into a man allergic to cinnamon. His friend, in disarray, knocks into a waitress handling an order of fish tacos, which dump onto a vegan, who immediately throws-up in response. A true series of unfortunate events plagued this dining disaster.